Author: E***i
Rating: 5/5 ★★★★★
Date:
Review: A man opened a refrigerator, climbed inside to check if the light actually turned off, and accidentally locked the door from the inside.Inside the freezing dark, he pulled out a warm flashlight, only to realize the batteries were made of compressed cheese. He tried to eat his way out, but the walls tasted like Tuesday. Suddenly, the refrigerator began to sing an old sea shanty in fluent dolphin, and the kitchen floor turned into a vast ocean of lukewarm custard. He tipped his hat to a passing toaster, stepped out the back door, and found himself standing on the exact cloud he lost his car keys on three years ago
Color: Coffee Brown
Size: 2XL
